another palahniuk site

$24.99 is the price you have to pay in order to get it.

A 13-year-old terrorist from an unidentified country has infiltrated an American suburb disguised as a foreign exchange student.  He’s been trained, brainwashed, and has an arsenal of deadly moves, including the formidable “Striking Cobra Quick Kill” and the alarming “Flying Giant Stork Death Kick.

A brand new (and sympathetic) way of advertising is used in the promotion of ‘Pygmy’.